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Archetypal Blog Post Specimen #458: Check it out, I've done something neat... and you haven't so neener, neener, neener.

By the grace of my lovely Bride, I had occasion to spend the evening at the theater.

Beenie and I drove into Milwaukee to see Avenue Q at Uihlein Hall... but before you accuse me of being all snooty and upper crust I would just like to point out, for those of you who don't know what Avenue Q is... there are puppets involved... dirty puppets. If you should be so lucky as to attend a performance, I recommend the outlay of the extra four buck for opera glasses so you can get a real close look at the puppet sex scene. You'll be glad you did, I was. The Karma Sutra has nothing on them.

What can you say about a show that has such lovely songs as:

Everyone's a Little Bit Racist

Sucks To Be Me.

or perhaps...

The Internet Is For Porn.

If you think the songs are funny, I offer you every assurance that the performance is that much better.

I'd also like to point out that it was awfully nice to get a little gussied up and step out for a night on the town. It occurred to me that people need to do this more often. It does wonders for your self image. Trot out the best dressed, most sophisticated and genteel version of yourself on occasion, it's important to remind the world at large that you are a sexy bitch.